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Here are 111 Christmas jokes to keep you laughing through Christmas. Holly-days are here again. Christmas cracker jokes are notoriously bad.

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Why didnt the pirates go pirating at Christmas. What do you call a snowman who vacations in the tropics. How is the pandemic like my stomach after Christmas.

What did the stamp say to the Christmas card. They were in lockdown because the Arrrr rate had risen. A Christmas QUACKER 42.

Never catch snowflakes with your tongue until all the birds have gone south for the winter. A joke about the US president was deemed the funniest while British. What kind of ball doesnt bounce.

You believe in Santa Claus 2. Because it was the chickens day off. What is Santas dogs name.

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So pick out your favorites and laugh out all throughout December. What kind of motorcycle does Santa like to ride. What do you call an obnoxious reindeer.

Funny Christmas jokes for kids What kind of motorcycle does Santa like to ride. You dont believe in Santa Claus 3. You dress up as Santa Claus 4.

What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney. A snowman loses weight in what way. They are cheesy corny and never very funny but that is part of the fun of reading them.

Whats a good Christmas tip. Did you hear that production was down at Santas workshop. All I want for Christmas is no more load shedding.

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What do you call a baby snowman. You look like Santa Claus. Funny Christmas Jokes 1.

Because they are Santas star bucks. What did Adam say the day before Christmas. Tis the season to be jelly.

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What did Santa say when he stepped into a big puddle. The best Dad jokes of all time What did Santa do when he went speed dating. How do you make an Octopus laugh.

What reindeer game do reindeer play at sleepovers. Where does a snowman keep his money. Visit people once a year Victor Borge A Christmas shoppers complaint is one of long-standing Jay Leno.

What did one cranberry say to another at Christmas. You dont believe in Santa Claus 3. He waits for the weather to get warmer.

What did one snowman say another snowman. What is the best Christmas present. Top 10 modern Christmas cracker jokes revealed.

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What do you call a snowman with a six-pack. Why did the snowman retire from sport. Its Christmas Eve What kind of motorbike does Santa ride.

You believe in Santa Claus 2. He was hooked on trees for his whole life 41. Christmas Jokes for Teachers Grammar Jokes An Irish dad calls his son in London the day before Christmas Eve and says I hate to ruin your day but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing Dad what are you talking about the son screams.

YOU LOOK LIKE SANTA CLAUS 40. The jokes were submitted by the public via Twitter with a panel of 2000 people then picking the best. What do you get if you cross Santa with a detective.

Why is Parliament like ancient Bethlehem. Itll take ages to flatten the curve. You dress up as Santa Claus 4.

What do snowmen eat for breakfast. How do chickens dance at a Christmas party. 5 Two snowmen were standing in a field.

What a big candle says to a small candle on a Christmas Eve. In what year does New Years Day come before Christmas. Why do Donner and Blitzen get to take so many coffee breaks.

How did the ornament get addicted to Christmas. What happened to the man who stole an Advent. Punny Christmas Jokes Why do reindeer like Beyoncé so much.

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When its adrift. The author of the winning joke Matt King a secondary school teacher from Wokingham received 1500 towards a holiday and a box of bespoke Gold Christmas Crackers one of which will contain his own top gag.

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